2011-12 Blame List

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The 2011-12 Blame List attempts to recreate the tradition of creating blame lists.

  • Quadrapassel
  • Minesweeper
  • Gnome Games
  • Knives
  • Lt. Slavitch and his eating disorder (Shopping for 5, feeding an army)
  • The "Spacesim Challenge"
  • Cmdr. LeClaire's Red Baseball cap.
  • Instant Coffee
  • Non-Instant Coffee
  • Lt. Murphey
  • Murphey's Law
  • SRBs
  • The fleece EVA suit
  • Batteries
  • Astro Op at alpha systems
  • Pancakes
  • Movies
  • Ferris Bueller Face ( AKA Cameron Fry Face) and Cameron Fry Face.Ico
  • Tang
  • Red Rose Tea
  • DAT ONE LITER BEAKER
  • Stools OP
  • Laser Beams
  • 4/8s and 3/8s (Also that 1/8 that came back but still doesn't count)
  • Discrimination in general
  • Vice-Admiral Ian Martin
  • Vice-Admiral Austin Ramclam
  • Rice-Admiral Matt Pelletier
  • Vice-Admiral Bryn Beynon
  • Vice-Admiral Alex Mendes
  • Rice Wine/Cheese
  • 2-Propanol Alcohol
  • Water Diagnostics also the entire water system
  • Venting Waste
  • Laptops
  • Lt. NooNoo
  • Homestuck music
  • Homestuck in general
  • Lack of chemicals to test with
  • Enter Sandman by Metallica
  • The so called "Dat Dunbar Loop de Loop"
  • Requesting theta hrt and never getting it.
  • MC relying too much on the admiral to do everything
  • HAB relying too little on MC to do everything
  • MC asking stupid questions
  • Silliness
  • MC telling us to sleep
  • Lt. Slavitch pulling an "Ian Martin" and sleeping most of the mission
  • Bacon
  • We're hitting mars... mars, mars, mars, mars
  • Idiotic onboard electrical system (Why put that emergency light on a plug that doesnt' flip)
  • Interlock feed
  • Shorting
  • Crosstalk
  • Shielded cable
  • Arch Linux
  • Doors working too well
  • Astros solving disasters the instant the occur and to a furthur extent causing more problems b themselves
  • Infra-red cameras
  • Drywall compund glow effect
  • Rammstein
  • "Please Stand By"
  • Madame Telemarketer
  • 90 micrometer filtered dust
  • Salt and Baking soda mixture
  • bread makers
  • Phone Cord
  • "Bad at Sports"
  • Basically anything we said to each other ever
  • Firefly
  • Cleaning
  • Loss of cutlery
  • Strange reactor noises, specifically the incessant laughter at all times of the day.
  • Guidos (Not the officer, more due to glorfindal)
  • Stop signs in space or lack thereof
  • perogies in a kettle
  • The griddles
  • pants
  • Glue

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