Pickled Furby - Revision history

Mars2 at 01:37, 14 March 2021

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Eboicey at 08:01, 27 January 2021

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FaraFellow at 21:51, 29 May 2020

2020-05-29T21:51:38Z

Eboicey: Added image

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Eboicey at 05:28, 21 December 2019

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Eboicey at 05:26, 21 December 2019

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Eboicey at 05:25, 21 December 2019

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Eboicey at 00:54, 21 December 2019

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Eboicey at 00:47, 21 December 2019

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Eboicey at 00:45, 21 December 2019

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 '''Addendum - Acquisition of SCP-W027''':
-SCP-W027 was created by an anonymous OCESS member during the 2019 "Secret Satan" gift exchange, and was given as a gift to member Ethan ████████, in response to the requested gift, "pickled furby". Mr. ████████ has stated to facilty personnel that the request was made "because [he] couldn't think of anything else". This anonymous member has since been revealed to be Stella ███████. The exchange was coordinated using the ███████ gift exchange planning software, which was used to anonymously send the following message to the gift's recipient.
+SCP-W027 was created by an anonymous OCESS member during the 2019 "Secret Satan" gift exchange, and was given as a gift to member Ethan ████████, in response to the requested gift, "pickled furby". Mr. ████████ has stated to facility personnel that the request was made "because [he] couldn't think of anything else". This anonymous member has since been revealed to be Sox ███████. The exchange was coordinated using the ███████ gift exchange planning software, which was used to anonymously send the following message to the gift's recipient.
   <nowiki>I am sickened by the mere thought of what I am going to create. The request

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 '''Object Class: '''Safe
-'''Special Containment Procedures: ''' SCP-W027 is to be contained under partial vacuum in its one and a half (1.5) liter glass jar at all times, and stored in either the simulator loft or in the domestic refrigerator installed in the habitat. The vacuum of the jar is to be tested once per four (4) weeks using the safety button integrated into the lid.  The jar is to remain sealed at all times. Any breaches of this vacuum seal should be reported immediately to Dr. ██████.
+'''Special Containment Procedures: ''' SCP-W027 is to be contained under partial vacuum in its one and a half (1.5) liter glass jar at all times, and stored in either the simulator loft or in the domestic refrigerator installed in the habitat. The vacuum of the jar is to be tested once per four (4) weeks using the safety button integrated into the lid.  The jar is to remain sealed at all times. Any breaches of this vacuum seal should be reported immediately to Dr. ██████████.
 '''Description:'''
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 '''Addendum - Acquisition of SCP-W027''':
-SCP-W027 was created by an anonymous OCESS member during the 2019 "Secret Satan" gift exchange, and was given as a gift to member Ethan ██████, in response to the requested gift, "pickled furby". Mr. ██████ has stated to facilty personnel that the request was made "because [he] couldn't think of anything else". This anonymous member has since been revealed to be Stella ███████. The exchange was coordinated using the ███████ gift exchange planning software, which was used to anonymously send the following message to the gift's recipient.
+SCP-W027 was created by an anonymous OCESS member during the 2019 "Secret Satan" gift exchange, and was given as a gift to member Ethan ████████, in response to the requested gift, "pickled furby". Mr. ████████ has stated to facilty personnel that the request was made "because [he] couldn't think of anything else". This anonymous member has since been revealed to be Stella ███████. The exchange was coordinated using the ███████ gift exchange planning software, which was used to anonymously send the following message to the gift's recipient.
   <nowiki>I am sickened by the mere thought of what I am going to create. The request

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	[[Image:Furby.png\|thumb\|350px\|SCP-W027 in secure containment in the [[Simulator Loft]]]]		[[Image:Furby.png\|thumb\|350px\|SCP-W027 in secure containment in the [[Simulator Loft]]]]

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 '''Item #: '''SCP-W027
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 '''Addendum - Relocation''':
-Due to classification of SCP-W027 as a "food item" by Foundation management, it has been relocated to an off-site facility.
+Due to classification of SCP-W027 as a "food item" by Foundation management, it has been relocated to an off-site facility, where it will be securely stored in a mound of once-Kraft-Dinner-filled-bowls and broken computer hardware.

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 '''Addendum - Acquisition of SCP-W027''':
-SCP-W027 was created by an anonymous OCESS member during the 2019 "Secret Satan" gift exchange, and was given as a gift to member Ethan ██████, in response to the requested gift, "pickled furby". Mr. ██████ has stated to facilty personnel that the request was made "because [he] couldn't think of anything else". The exchange was coordinated using the ███████ gift exchange planning software, which was used to anonymously send the following message to the gift's recipient.
+SCP-W027 was created by an anonymous OCESS member during the 2019 "Secret Satan" gift exchange, and was given as a gift to member Ethan ██████, in response to the requested gift, "pickled furby". Mr. ██████ has stated to facilty personnel that the request was made "because [he] couldn't think of anything else". This anonymous member has since been revealed to be Stella ███████. The exchange was coordinated using the ███████ gift exchange planning software, which was used to anonymously send the following message to the gift's recipient.
   <nowiki>I am sickened by the mere thought of what I am going to create. The request

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 '''Object Class: '''Safe
-'''Special Containment Procedures: ''' SCP-W027 is to be contained under partial vacuum its one and a half (1.5) liter glass jar inside at all times, and stored in either the simulator loft or in the domestic refrigerator installed in the habitat. The vacuum of the jar is to be tested once per four (4) weeks using the safety button integrated into the lid.  The jar is to remain sealed at all times. Any breaches of this vacuum seal should be reported immediately to Dr. ██████.
+'''Special Containment Procedures: ''' SCP-W027 is to be contained under partial vacuum in its one and a half (1.5) liter glass jar at all times, and stored in either the simulator loft or in the domestic refrigerator installed in the habitat. The vacuum of the jar is to be tested once per four (4) weeks using the safety button integrated into the lid.  The jar is to remain sealed at all times. Any breaches of this vacuum seal should be reported immediately to Dr. ██████.
 '''Description:'''
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 happy holidays</nowiki>